Originally posted by: Nanner Split

DARTH MAUL: "I'd like to let you in on a little secret. I am not left handed."

DARTH VADER: "I confess I have a secret of my own. I'm not left-handed either."
Not the EXACT qoute, but you get the reference.

DARTH MAUL: "I'd like to let you in on a little secret. I am not left handed."

DARTH VADER: "I confess I have a secret of my own. I'm not left-handed either."
Not the EXACT qoute, but you get the reference.
It's close enough, I assure you.


C3P0: "I just don't understand - we laugh together, we care for each other, we have highly proficient sex - I just don't see why we can't get married."
LEIA: "Look, we're different, let's just leave it at that."
THREEPIO: "Whaddaya mean 'different'?"
LEIA: "Mixed marriages just don't work. I'm afraid I'm gonna come home one day and find you screwing the toaster."
THREEPIO: "You'll just have to trust me."
LEIA: "Okay, okay, I'll marry you, but on one condition - I want a Jewis wedding."
THREEPIO: "A Jewish wedding?! Okay!"
LEIA: "By the way - are you circumcised?"