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Post #163963

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CO
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Jedi Temple In ROTJ!?
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17-Dec-2005, 5:05 PM
I heard that they converted it to a dome football stadium with Luxury Suites and everything owned by The Emperor.

Remember Palpatine was a good business man, I mean he didn't care that his face got electrocuted for 20 seconds and is now deformed, but he still had his wits.

Inside they had Dex, from Dex's Diner, who took care of all the food & drinks for the fans, plus if you had any secret questions on any missing planets, why not ask a fat alien with four arms instead of a jedi.

They had the two headed announcer from the pod race in TPM, why pay 2 announcers when you get 2 for the price of 1!

During the game there is always a marriage proposal in the crowd on the jumbotron, wait, here we go on opening night, some gawky blond-haired jedi who can't act worth a lick is asking this senator for marriage. She said yes, but he keeps mentioning how doesn't like sand for some reason. Take this off the screen, I am cringing everytime they talk to each other!

If you need something to drink quick, R2-D2 will fly and give it to you for an extra fee, but he only will do this for the first 3 movies, for some reason in the next 3 movies he can't fly anymore? Shouldn't have been the other way around?

Then the halftime show for all the kids, the mascot Jar Jar Binks, but beware, if your kid is over the age of 4, he probably won't think this gungan is funny. (If there is a backlash of Jar Jar, we may only use him in the first game, and then reduce his role for the rest of the season.)

And finally we have an indoor drug store with General Grevious selling cough syrup if your kid has a cold

Tickets $9.50