After years of lurking in the shadows like some kind of forum-dwelling cryptid, I’ve finally emerged—compelled not by some trivial debate about frame rates or film grain, but by THIS. This absolute masterpiece. I’ve been waiting for a version like this for what feels like an eternity, and frankly, I’m annoyed I didn’t think of it myself—though, to be honest, my attempt would’ve ended in a catastrophic mix of frustration, existential despair, and a computer suspiciously flying out of a window.

So, in a rare moment of stepping into the light (and resisting the urge to sacrifice a goat to the tech gods), may I humbly (but with great enthusiasm) request a link to the download? You’d have my eternal gratitude—and possibly a nomination for sainthood. Cheers!