Beginning Of The End - 1957 - 4/10

Saints preserve us! It’s a humongous grasshopper! And it has the munchies!
Do-gooder scientists try to ease world hunger, not by stemming population growth, but by making veggies bigger.
How? Radiation, folks! Yep, carrots the size of a truck, and radioactive! How cool is that?
Hold on, locusts have chowed down on radioactive grain and are now gigantic.
Had the same happened to humans … the possibilities for porn boggle.
As boys, my brother and I heckled this mercilessly. “Get Raid! Big can of Raid!”
The US military’s solution was even more asinine, but I won’t spoil for you curiosity hounds.
Dreadfully bad film, although it has its admirers.