I dub this ship: HIMS PHALLIC COMPENSATOR.

Author: skyman8081
Date: 12-Dec-2005, 9:53 PM

Author: skyman8081
Time: 12-Dec-2005 9:53 PM
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This ship is the very definition of ridiculous fan-wank. It is bigger than the Death Star 1. There is no way that this mastubatorily overpowered design would EVER work. But it is fun to laugh at.

Imperium "Ultra" Class Star Destroyer

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Author: Scruffy
Time: 12-Dec-2005 11:08 PM
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I read this thread on SD.net. In every respect, it's less wank than the Death Star II. Well, maybe the starship ferrying capacity is kind of wank, but that's more a matter of doctrine than capability.

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Author: Klingon_Jedi
Time: 13-Dec-2005 7:38 AM
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While I agree that it is ridiculously oversized(though "bigger being better" is the Imperial philosophy), I must say that I like the aestetics of it.

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Author: RRS-1980
Time: 15-Dec-2005 10:05 AM
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ROTFL! Pathetic! It still has that bridge superstructure, even though this sole element is as big as SSD-class

(And I thought that SSD was - in a way - an overkill)
They should call it "Big Bad Mofo-class Star Destroyer" or "Ultimate Geek Dream-class Star Destroyer". I'd call it "George Shove It Up Your-class Star Destroyer"

And please, PLEASE, give it a sticker on the back "We brake for nobody"

Doh, pop culture cares only about quantity, not quality....

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Author: Adamwankenobi
Time: 15-Dec-2005 10:23 AM
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Reminds me of the ship in Spaceballs.

Author: Klingon_Jedi
Time: 16-Dec-2005 10:42 AM
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It does sort of resemble the Spaceball One. I wonder if it transforms in Mega Maid as well. ^_^

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Author: ricarleite
Time: 16-Dec-2005 1:53 PM
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What ship is that? Is it EU?

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Author: TheSessler
Time: 16-Dec-2005 10:43 PM
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No, its a fan-rendered creation.

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