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Post #162728

Author
Jaster Mareel
Parent topic
The Great One: Chuck Norris
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Date created
12-Dec-2005, 1:05 PM
What the heck? Does this topic seem really randon to anyone else? Anyway. Some of those were pretty funny (mostly because of how unexpected they were), but...

15. In the movie "Back to the Future" they used Chuck Norris'
Delorean to go back into time and into the future. When they gave it
back to him with a scratch on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked
Michael J. Fox, which years later was the cause of his Parkinson's
disease.

35. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

37. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

Man, these three are just terrible. ;_;

back, and to the left.