Post #162670

Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Parent topic: The Great One: Chuck Norris
Link to post in topic: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/162670/action/topic#162670
Date created: 12-Dec-2005, 8:43 AM

Mr T. and Chuck Norris decided to spar. Using their combined greatness, they travelled to the only safe place in the Universe to conduct their bout, the beginning of time. They bowed to each other and Chuck launched in with a roundhouse kick which Mr. T blocked. The resulting pressure wave is commonly called the Big Bang.

They continued their battle, and Mr.T punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.