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"Are you telling me... that I can dodge blaster bolts?"

"I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready.... you won't have to."


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I hate going to the movies to see Potter at 10:30 at night and finding out that the show was canceled due to that the heater in the theater broke, and not having enough time to get to a showing at another theater.

Originally posted by: TheSessler
BTW, has anyone on these boards seen 1776?


Do I need to answer that?
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
"Are you telling me... that I can dodge blaster bolts?"

"I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready.... you won't have to."


Bwahahahahahahahahaha [thumbs up]
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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i hate cranking xmas shoppers. like seriously nowadays if you don't want to go out, buy ONLINE dammit! don't get pissed off at me cuz i'm trying to do my job and be nice!

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Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
i hate finals too


We all hate finals. Anyone who says they love finals is lying.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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OK, things I hate. Now this REALLY pisses me off. I work as an ERP consultant, so I never know where I'm going to be, and I eventually find out about trips I have to do LITERALLY one day before! Like "Oh, by the way, here's your plane tickets, your flight is leaving tomorrow at 6 AM, you gotta work for a month at yadda yadda yadda", I mean, JESUS CHRIST people! And to make it worse, I'm terrified of flying, so it's like saying to someone with fear of snakes "Tomorrow we're gonna have you stay at a cage full of snakes. For a week.". And then I gotta get the plane tickets and book the freaking flight myself because I'm a consultant so they supposedly think I ENJOY doing things for my own all the time, and now I gotta run for the visas and stuff, and I don't get paid while doing that! God forbid pay the consulting firm for hours he didn't spend at the office, because he was busy BANGING at the door of the Kuka-Monga consulate screaming "Let me in! Let me in! I need a visa for tomorrow!", and don't they think I have PLANS? I had a lot of things to do this week! And every single time, they let me know about the trip literally at the last SECOND, sometimes really a few hours before, maybe so I won't make up any excuses or something, yeah right, like if I was going to avoid a business trip I HAVE to make. God damn it I'm so pissed. Now I gotta find some tranquilizers or something, because I have this plane fobic thing, I panic in planes, and now I'm afraid secret services dudes will, like, shoot me because I look a little nervous while boarding and that seems suspicious! I swear I'm gonna claim I've worked 20 hours every day, so they PAY me back for this s***t! And if I have to spend x-mas by myself at the hotel drinking from the mini-bar and watching this creepy foreign TV I swear I'm gonna sue their asses!

DAMN I'm so pissed off right now, sorry... It happens EVERY single time!
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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What are you complaining about Rik? You are not a person. You are an employee, a number, a cog in the machine. There is no 'I' in team and if you don't like it we can easily find a money hungry young go-getter who would gladly devote his life to the company. Get with the program Rik.

War does not make one great.

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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
What are you complaining about Rik? You are not a person. You are an employee, a number, a cog in the machine. There is no 'I' in team and if you don't like it we can easily find a money hungry young go-getter who would gladly devote his life to the company. Get with the program Rik.


There is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in meat pie, so take what you can get.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
What are you complaining about Rik? You are not a person. You are an employee, a number, a cog in the machine. There is no 'I' in team and if you don't like it we can easily find a money hungry young go-getter who would gladly devote his life to the company. Get with the program Rik.


I am not even an employee, I'm a third party consulting, a contractor, I have absolutely no rights. I am below a sub-human (aka employee). I hate this life dedicated to a job that makes you feel miserable instead of feeling good, I wish there was a way out of it that didn't envolve putting a gun on my mouth (which I will NOT do, don't worry).
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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I do intend to add that bit of frustration I wrote there to my stand up routines.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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I hate... that there won't be any new episodes of Justice League until 2006.

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On a similar note, I hate that the live-action Star Wars series will not air until 2007 or 2008.
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
On a similar note, I hate that the live-action Star Wars series will not air until 2007 or 2008.


Patience is a virtue.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
What are you complaining about Rik? You are not a person. You are an employee, a number, a cog in the machine. There is no 'I' in team and if you don't like it we can easily find a money hungry young go-getter who would gladly devote his life to the company. Get with the program Rik.


There is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in meat pie, so take what you can get.


YOU JUST DIDN'T REALIZE THAT LATER ON YOU WOULD HAVE TO RUN FROM ZOMBIES.


"THERE MAY NOT BE AN "I" IN "TEAM," BUT THERE IS AN "M" AND AN "E."

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
I do intend to add that bit of frustration I wrote there to my stand up routines.
Maybe you can add this - there's no 'I' in team, but there is a 'ME', so fuck y'all!

EDIT: Just realised Dayv beat me to the punch there...

P.S Rik, do you do your routine in Brazilian or English?

War does not make one great.

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Originally posted by: ricarleite
I do intend to add that bit of frustration I wrote there to my stand up routines.

Add some bad cliches like the airline food!
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Well, for some complicated reasons I don't need or want to go into detail, I didn't have to go. So I'm still here. Oh well.

Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
P.S Rik, do you do your routine in Brazilian or English?

Portuguese, there's no "brazillian".

Originally posted by: sean wookie
Add some bad cliches like the airline food!


That's anti-comedy. I'll add that whole business travel bit to my huge "I hate myself" routine. Self deprecating always works.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
I bet you'll do well!


No I won't I'm terrible, that's why I quit stand up and work as a freaking programmer now.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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okay this is my thing... cuz it happened today!
I hate boys who try and play the field, key word being TRY because they clearly are not able to multitask and hide the fact that they are seeing two women at the same time! I further hate that this man gets all flustered when you back him into a corner and totally bitch him out because you already KNOW he is seeing someone else (in which case he gets all defensive and tries to cover his ass but fails miserably). I hate even MORE the fact that he uses bullshit lines like "i'd rather be you with, but its pretty hard" line even though we both know that is not true!!!! AHHH and most of all i hate that he still flirts with me, and tries to get me to admit i still might like him, even though his poor gf is at home all in the meanwhile he tells me 'you will be mine one day... i guarantee it".
BUT most of all, i hate that he dates this other girl, yet gets insanely jealous when i mention another guy to the point where he says, "tell your new BF i say hi" WHO SAYS THAT????

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Originally posted by: ricarleite
Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
P.S Rik, do you do your routine in Brazilian or English?
Portuguese, there's no "brazillian".

Boy do I feel stupid.
Originally posted by: Shimraa
i'm sry

Are you apologising because you feel her pain, or because you are the guy?

War does not make one great.