It’s Star Wars. A giant leap in cinema, box office, special effects, and multiple oscars.

A New Hope sounds awful, a tacked on additional explanation, like the original flat narration in Blade Runner.

Should we all start calling it Citizen Kane: Mystery of the Snowglobe? The Godfather: Family is Everything? Jurassic Park: Life Finds a Way? Avatar: Blue Man Planet?

We don’t belittle other movies with a watered down subtitle, why would we do this for the best movie ever made?

I’m in big feelings mode, apologies for stomping into the room like that.