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What are the worst lines of dialogue from the 6 SW films? — Page 2

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Leia: "Governor Tarkin, I should have recognized your foul stench when I was brought onboard."

Leia: "The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers."
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Obi-Wan: Sith Lords are our speciality
(was that a joke? He's talking as if this was some kind of restaurant)


I think it's a self-deprecating joke. The Jedi have encountered three Sith Lords in the last 1000 years. The first one took on two Jedi at once and killed a master before a padawan brought him down by a fluke of good luck. The second fought three Jedi, including two masters, to a standstill before escaping. The third got elected head of the government and they never figured out he was a Sith, even after Darth Tyrannous told them.

Sort of like, "How did this happen? We're smarter than this." It's clear that the Jedi are beginning to realize they're idiots, so they make light of it as they rush towards their own destruction.
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Wow, everyone's come up with some pretty bad quotes. Some are so bad they're funny and others are so bad they're painful. Here are some more that I don't like. Some of these might be slightly off since I don't know Menace and Clones as well as the other 4.

Menace:

Palpatine: We shall follow your career with great interest

Anakin: They blow you up!

Qui-Gon:He can see things before they happen
(really? why didn't we get to see that)


Watto: Jedi mind tricks don't work on me. Only money!
(how convenient)

Queen Amidala: You muzdo something
(she's supposed to say you must do something but that's what it sounded like)

Clones:

Obiwan: Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?

Sith:

battle droid: You're welcome!
droid (to r2) Hey you!
(why do all the droids sound like the chipmunks in this movie?)

Palpatine: Once more the Sith will rule the galaxy!!! And.we.shall.have..........peace (evil smile)
(I dunno if it was the way he delivered it or whatever, but it came out so weird it was funny)

Bail: My wife and I can take the girl. We've always talked about adopting a baby girl. She will be loved.
(too convenient)

Bail: What's going on here?
Clone: There's been a rebellion. I'm sorry sir, it's time for you to leave.
Bail: And so it is.


George Lucas was seduced by the dark side. The OOT ceased to exist in his mind and became the Special Editions...." "They're more maching now than movies. Twisted and evil."
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Leia: "Governor Tarkin, I should have recognized your foul stench when I was brought onboard."

Leia: "The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers."
thats a great quotable exchange, nothing wrong with it at all

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Nostalgia can have a strong influence on our likes, you know, whether they are actually good lines or not.