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Post #161091

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Lord Phillock
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What are the worst lines of dialogue from the 6 SW films?
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Date created
6-Dec-2005, 12:35 PM
Episode I------------------
Obi-Wan: But Master Yoda says I should be mindful of the future.

C-3PO: I beg your pardon, but what do you mean, "naked?"
C-3PO: My parts are showing? Oh, my goodness, oh!

Shmi Skywalker: There was no father. I carried him, I gave birth, I raised him. I can't explain what happened.
(I guess she was high or something when it did.)

Obi-Wan: Why do I get the feeling that we've picked up another pathetic life form?
(What is he saying? That a poor kid is pathetic?)

Any line with Jar-Jar.... and Midichlorians

Episode II-----------------
Anakin: I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them!

Obi-Wan: Be mindful of your thoughts Anakin. They'll betray you.

Anakin: Don't be afraid.
Padme: I'm not afraid to die. I've been dying a little bit each day since you came back into my life.
Anakin: What are you talking about?
Padme: I love you.
Anakin: You love me? I thought we had decided not to fall in love. That we'd be forced to live a lie and that it would destroy our lives.
Padme: I think our lives are about to be destroyed anyway. I truly... deeply... love you and before we die I want you to know.

Anakin: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask.

Anakin: So have you, grown more beautiful... for a senator, I mean

Anakin: One day, I will become the greatest Jedi EVER. I will even learn how to stop people from dying.

Anakin: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

Yoda: Circle survivors, Perimeter create! (forgot what he said)

Yoda: Seeing you alive brings warmness in my heart

"Jules" Windu: This party's over.

Theres more...

Episode III----------------------
Palpatine: Learn to know the darkside.

Obi-Wan: Sith Lords are our speciality
(was that a joke? He's talking as if this was some kind of restaurant)

Obi-Wan: You won't get away this time Count.
(was he being sarcastic?)

Anakin: I've grown twice as powerful since the last time we fought.
Dooku: Good! Twice the pride, double the fall.

Anakin: If you are not with me your'e my enemy.
Obi-Wan: Only a Sith deals with absolutes!

Anakin: You're talking like a Separatist!
Obi-Wan: My loyalties are to the republic, to democracy!

Obi-Wan: Palpatine is evil!
Anakin: From my point of view the Jedi are evil!
Obi-Wan: Then you are lost!
(that was funny)

Palpatine: No... No, No!!
(that was kind of like Gollum)

Palpatine: POWER! UNLIMITED POWER!

Yoda: To Kashyyk I must go. Good relations with the wookies I have.
(ok that was weird.)

Yoda: Goodbye, Chewbacca. Miss you I will.

Obi-wan: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!

Vader: Where is Padme? Is she safe? Is she alright?
Palpatine: I'm afraid, in you anger, you killed her.
Vader: I felt her! She was alive!
NOoooOOOOoOOooOOoOOOOO!!!!!!
(that was so embarrassing..)

Grievous's terrible accent...

there's more... but I forgot them.....