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Blue Nude - 1977 - 6/10
AKA - Nuda Prohibida

Sleazy, smutty tale of Italian “actor” trying to make it in New York.
He is optimistic, good-natured, hopeful.
“If Pacino, de Niro, even Stallone can make it, so can I!”
Rocco pounds the pavement for roles, hustles for money.
Dog-walker, tour guide, gigolo, male stripper (clients are not models, but foul mouthed grannies).
Eventually, he drifts into porn.
As painful as things go for him, colleagues spiral into the violent, sadistic videos.
Cheap looking, unpleasant, with fabulous street scenes of pre-sanitized New York.

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Polite Society - 2023 - 6/10

Ria self-trains to be a stuntwomen – although she is smallish and still in school.
Sister Lena is a failed artist, suddenly wooed by a rich, handsome bachelor.
Ria, jealous, confused, lonely, suspicious, senses something amiss and decides to stop the wedding.
Even her friends say, “He’s good looking, wealthy and a doctor. What’s the problem?”
Nevertheless, right or wrong, Ria IS the fury.
Brit / Hindi comedy pushes the yucks, and the story is puddle deep.
Has its moments, though, and seems agreeable for most audiences.

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The Deadly Knell - 1914 - 6/10
AKA - Dødsklokken

During the dinner party, military brass learn they are at war!
Next scene, the trenches!
A young officer is dispatched, carrying an important dossier to the front.
Except he is betrayed by a higher rank, imprisoned for his trouble.
Fortunately, pageboy cut Hubert (think Hardy Boys) is there to bail him out over and over.
I am guessing the conflict may be the Franco-Prussian War.
Denmark film ends abruptly, missing a reel or two.

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Saltburn - 2023 - 7/10

Oliver begins Oxford on an academic scholarship.
High IQ, disciplined, organized, yet socially repellent.
Not the right class, not really our kind, don’t you know?
Until he is befriended by the charismatic, wildly popular Felix.
Whereupon Oliver begins to worm his way into the social clique.
Straightaway, I wonder if this is a Tom Ripley clone.
It is not, but it is a story of aspiration, envy, dependence, and Olympian indifference.
Barry Keoghan (born to play Elon Musk) is too old as a first year Oxford student, and it detracts.
A taut mystery, with diabolical twists, although not as deep as it desires to be.

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My Dinner With Andre - 1981 - 7/10

The inspiration for those action figures (Waiting For Guffman).
Theatre director Andre meets friend Wally for dinner, and we eavesdrop.
Andre has had affairs, foreign travels, broad worldviews.
Wally is more grounded, more of a listener, but not a milquetoast.
When pushed, he can shove right back.
In some ways, this is theatre, in other ways, this is listening to intellectual intelligence.
A quiet film, one could rewatch every few years and tease new insights.

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The Agony And The Ecstasy Of Phil Spector - 2008 - 6/10

Strange “documentary” that seems part interview, part paean to the troubled producer.
Weaving in and out, the 2007 homicide trial for the murder of Lana Clarkson.
Spector, hands visibly shaking (Parkinson’s, Bells?) discusses his life, production glories, individuals.
For whatever reasons, he has a particular axe to grind against Tony Bennett.
Courtroom proceedings are all but silent, although several of the high tier individuals seem to mug and giggle.
Video clips of groundbreaking songs also fuel the narrative.
Underneath, an author writes hyperbolic, rapturous praise about these pop hits.
There is no real biographical meat to this.

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The Grobian - 2024 - 6/10

Can’t say they weren’t warned.
“It’s just a story,” the two hikers dismiss the local.
The woods are thick, one of the pair sickens, they must spend the night.
“Sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you.”
Dark, gory Horror short.

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IXE-13 et la course à l’uranium - 2024 - 6/10

1946, Canada, World War II is over and the special espionage team disbanded.
There are missing containers of uranium, however, so the team squares off
Against Soviet agents, against a clandestine Nazi group, against nervous politicians.
Follow the glowing vials and you will be fine.
Canadian series has too many characters, some barely utilized.
Motivations and alliances swivel often, as if they don’t know each other.
Narrative is intriguing, but sloppy. Tries too hard.
In French, beware inept computer subtitles.

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Violette Nozière - 1978 - 7/10

Teenage girl, chafing against her parents’ petty restrictions, begins prostitution.
Soon acquires a needy boyfriend, whom she supports financially.
Parents are clueless, until she contracts the disease.
Slow burn thriller / morality tale simmers steadily.
Isabelle Huppert seems too old to play a teenager, yet Chabrol’s direction uses her wisely.
Based on an explosive 1933 true history, the resolution of which may not please many.

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The Eye Of Envy - 1917 - 5/10

Young “Ambition” works as a blacksmith in Sleepy Hollow.
A stream of travelers constantly hurry past on the road to Success.
Including the couple, “Innocence” and “Avarice”.
At the wishing tree, Ambition asks to have Innocence as his girlfriend, along with Avarice’s money.
Silent parable is a preachy melodrama, and an example of those that give Silent films a bad name.

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Who Saw Her Die? - 1972 - 6/10
AKA - Chi l’ha Vista Morire?

After his young daughter is murdered in Venice, a sculptor tries to track down her killer.
Finding out she is part of a string of killings, which continue every time he ferrets out a witness.
Venetian locations (some seedy) add atmosphere to this convoluted Giallo.
Post-Bond Lazenby almost unrecognizable since he lost 35 lbs for the role.
Pacing hurries along, then slams to a stop periodically, matching the father’s frustrating hunt.
Ennio Morricone score is especially unsettling whenever the mysterious killer is about.
Memorable chase inside an empty dockside warehouse finds 4-5 characters playing cat n mouse.

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I’ve never written a published review, but just for my own take on things I typed them up and saved them on my computer. Here’s one I did, for the 2004 version of “The Phantom of the Opera”. Beware though, its pretty long-winded…

SUMMARY

The year is 1919, and Paris’ rundown Opera Populaire is having an auction. Among the attenders are the Vicomte de Chagny, and the watchful Madame Giry. As the auctioneer goes through each piece up for bid, he reaches Lot 665, a barrel-organ music box shaped like a monkey. After some slight competition, Giry yields the box to the Vicomte, who cherishes it as a piece of his own memories. We soon see why, when the auctioneer mentions Lot 666…a broken chandelier, reputed to be from events 50 years earlier which involved the hauntings of a mysterious “phantom” in the opera house. The chandelier has been repaired, and as the stagehands lift it towards the ceiling, we are swept back in time to the days of glory for the Opera Populaire.

It is now 1870, and the Opera’s cast is rehearsing for a production of “Hannibal”. The property’s former owner has sold it to a pair of investors from the junk business, who are eager to make some serious money from the place. But when tempermental soprano diva Carlotta Geudicelli attempts a personal rendition for the new owners, her performance (and nearly her life) is literally crashed by a falling setpiece. A shadowy form flickers overhead, rousing the long-held “Phantom” suspicions among the chorus girls. To replace the enraged and shaken Carlotta, the owners reluctantly recruit Christine Daae, Madame Giry’s protege. Her radiant, soulful voice makes her an instant success, and draws the attention of Raoul (himself a much younger Vicomte de Chagny). But unknown to the masses, Christine’s been trained by a mysterious instructor, who leaves her black-ribboned roses when pleased. The identity of her “master” is soon revealed as that of the Phantom himself, a lonely obsessive soul living in the Populaire’s flooded depths. Taking the young starlet to his underground lair, he reveals that he has fallen in love with her.

Christine’s apparent disappearance soon results in a panic for everyone else, until she is returned by the Phantom to continue her career. A tempermental genius, the musical magician demands (through a series of notes) that she replace Carlotta indefinitely. When the managers refuse to follow his orders, the Phantom kills stagehand Joseph Buquet in retaliation, hanging him over the stage in the middle of a performance. Shocked and confused, a fearful Christine is comforted by Raoul, who professes his own love for her. Returning it, she kisses him in a passionate embrace…which enrages the secretly-watching Phantom, crushing his already-weakened resolve and drivng him mad. In a moment of desperate anger, he swears vengeance on Raoul and Christine, screaming in fury from the Populaire’s rooftop.

Months pass without incident, and the Populaire holds a masquerade celebration one night. Christine has secretly become engaged to Raoul, but worries about the Phantom’s possible return. Her fears are confirmed that night, when the solitary “master” crashes the party, presenting his finished opera score “Don Juan Triumphant” to the frightened owners. Raoul sneaks away to retrieve his sword, while the Phantom addresses the guests. Wishing to reclaim Christine for himself, he asks she be allowed to resume her training. Seeing her engagement ring, he tears it angrily from around her neck. Vanishing into a hidden door, the Phantom is pursued by Raoul. Nearly killed in a labyrinth of mirrors, Raoul is saved by Madame Giry, who confeses her own involvement in this tragic affair. Years ago, she visited a circus with the rest of her dancing troupe. There, among the attractions, was a barbaric display called the “Devil’s Child”. A young boy, disfigured, is beaten by his cruel and savage taskmaster. But on the night of Giry’s visit, she witnesses the victim murder his tormentor to escape. Helping him flee, she hides him in the depths of the Populaire. Remaining with the company all her life, she stays to help shield him from the world’s cruelties, and he eventually becomes The Phantom.

Informed of the terrible truth, Raoul meets with the opera house’s managers, planning to have the authorities arrest the Phantom at his “Don Juan” performance. Unaware of their scheme, the Phantom attends, killing and replacing cast member Ubaldo Piangi in the title role. His powerful voice is instantly recognized by Christine, who continues her role as the play’s main love interest. Watching them from the balcony, Raoul realizes that Christine has actually felt true love for the Phantom. All goes as intended for Raoul and the police, until the final moments of the finale. Following the song “The Point of No Return”, the lonely Phantom pleads with Christine to stay with him. Instead, she uses the moment to unmask his deformed visage before the audience. Betrayed, the Phantom kidnaps Christine and returns to his lair with her, crashing the Populaire’s ornate chandelier in the process. Realizing the Phantom’s hatred and grief have now consumed him, Madame Giry aids Raoul, showing him a hidden tunnel to the Phantom’s lair. Falling into an underwater booby trap, he barely escapes with his life. Meanwhile, the Phantom is confronted by a torn Christine, who says that his darkened soul, not his face, drove her away. The Phantom’s response is cut short by the arrival of Raoul, who is captured and begs for Christine’s release.

Refusing to be separated from the woman he desires, the Phantom offers Christine a terrible choice: if she remains with him, he will free Raoul; if not, she will be freed, but Raoul will die. Her grief and fear turning to hate, Christine accuses the Phantom of deliberate deception. Faced with only one choice left, she releases all her love for the Phantom in a passionate kiss. His cold heart melted, the Phantom frees them both, his last wish to be left alone, and for them to keep his existence a secret. But a lynch mob crusades down the flooded tunnels, bent on avenging the murders of Buquet and Piangi. Crushed, the Phantom destroys all the mirrors in his lair, retreating into a secret escape route. When the mob arrives, the only things recovered are the Phantom’s mask, and the barrel-organ music box. The story then returns to 1919, where an elderly Raoul has arrived at the cemetery to visit Christine’s grave (the headstone reveals she’d married him and bore children). Placing the music box at the foot of the grave, he notices something: a single red rose, with a black ribbon tied around it. Knowing this was the Phantom’s trademark, Raoul looks around briefly for any sign of him. There is none…only stillness, death, and love.

REVIEW

Released in 2004, Joel Schumacher’s adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s legendary stage production was a long time coming. The play first began in 1986, with singers Michael Crawford and Sarah Brightman as the Phantom and Christine, respectively. Webber later married Brightman, and had planned on her reprising Christine Daae for the silver screen. But their eventual divorce put an indefinite hold on the project; it would remain unfulfilled for over a decade. Webber had chosen director Schumacher (“Batman Forever”, “Phone Booth”) for “Phantom of the Opera” back in the early 1990s, due to his talented use of color and music. Eventually, a deal was struck with Warner Bros. Studios, and the two filmmakers agreed on two things: the cast’s overall ages would be reduced in this version (the stage actors were mostly in their late 30’s to mid-40’s), and all of them would do their own singing. This caused a slight problem with the addition of Minnie Driver, Webber’s only choice for the role of Carlotta. Webber dubbed her in-picture singing with a professional soprano, and gave Driver her own song for the film’s ending credits. In the main principal roles were actors Gerard Butler as the Phantom, Emmy Rossum as Christine, Patrick Wilson as Raoul, and Miranda Richardson as Madame Giry.

Thus is the basic story for the making of the film; upon its release, it was a commercial success in many respects, as fans of the stage musical were excited to see their beloved characters in a new form. The songs, costume designs, sets, and historical representations were all praised…and in my opinion, the film definitely deserves it. However, those unfamiliar with the tale should be cautious. Based on a novel by French author Gaston Leroux, both the musical and the film tell a story deeply mired in themes of romance, love, faith, (in)justice, and death. As such, it’s especially important for discerning hearts to be wary of a few elements.

Visually, the film’s biggest areas of concern are sex and violence. Unlike many films which revel in them, this film thankfully avoids that trap…and while the presence of such elements are important to the story, what’s more imprtant is for viewers to know ahead of time what they’ll be getting themselves into. Regarding sexual situations, the most obvious one is likely the many nude statues and carvings which adorn the walls and lobby of the opera house. While the camera doesn’t excessively linger on them (mostly presenting them as historical art pieces), their inclusion helps to sell the mood of the time in which this tragedy takes place. Costumes worn by many female characters are designed to enhance their curves, particularly above the waist. As for the violent content, the most extreme moments concern the murders of Joseph Buquet and the Phantom’s childhood abuser (the latter is shown in flashback). As for Piangi’s death, it is mainly done in a quick cut away, and his lifeless form appears shortly thereafter, embraced by a weeping Carlotta.

Non-visually, the other theme which fuels this story is the spiritual nature of music. Christine often likens the Phantom to her deceased father’s promise of sending her an “Angel of Music”, which could be interpreted as an allusion to Satan. Among the dark character’s many lines of song are phrases such as “let your darker side give in”; he also refers to himself as a “gargoyle who burns in hell, but secretly yearns for heaven”, a “repulsive carcass”, and a “beast” or “monster”. In the Don Juan performance scene, lyrics such as “when will the flames at last consume us” are present. Overall, an underlying message of this film is one of emotional and spiritual suggestion through the power of music. Used properly, music is a wondrous thing…but used irresponsibly, it can be a greater danger to people than a knife or firearm. Both sides of the collective canvas are presented, so people should know that going in. As a whole, this film gets a 8.5/10 in my book.

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The Clouded Yellow - 1950 - 6/10

Booted out of the secret service after a failed assignment, Somers takes a job beneath his skills.
Cataloging butterflies in a rural manor. Gentry husband and wife, and their flighty niece.
The niece, Sophie, has repressed memories owing to the deaths of her parents.
Following the death of the local gamekeeper / poacher, police eye the easiest suspect, Sophie.

While this has the trappings of a cozy mystery, the inclusion of an ex-agent pivots this into a pursuit.
Somers uses his skills and contacts to escape snare after snare, although the nets tighten.
Despite the age difference, Trevor Howard and Jean Simmons pair well with each other.
English subs = https://subscene.best/subtitle/3348256

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The Public Cemetery Under The Moon - 1967 - 5/10
AKA - Wolhaui Gongdongmyoji // 월하의 공동묘지(기생월향지묘)

Perhaps Wol-Ha was born unlucky.
During the Japanese occupation, her brother was imprisoned.
While she was forced to work as a geisha or comfort woman.
Even later, married, she sickened, then died.
Then the new wife and her mother made moves to murder her son.

Lumbering ghost story spends a lot of time with the sneaky Nan-Ju.
Replacement wife, covetous, treacherous.
Enjoyable, if corny. Beautifully shot, if much too slow.

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She Devil - 1957 - 5/10

You do love me, don’t you Dan?
Yes, I have killed a couple of people, but so what.
I want what I want, and that includes you.

Kyra had been near death, incurable, until the doctors tried an experimental, insect based serum on her.
Now, she heals immediately, even from fatal accidents.
Worse, she has lost her humanity, empathy, and is moving up the predator food chain.
Straight instead of campy. Not enough SciFi, nor enough Horror, not enough murders!
Mari Blanchard a real force as the driven fatale, while menfolk are roadkill.

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You’re Sleeping Nicole - 2014 - 6/10
AKA - Tu Dors Nicole

Summer break, parents away on a vacation, Nicole has the house to herself.
Both she and best friend, Véronique, hang out, drift about, bounce the random male.
They wonder aloud, “Is this what our summer is going to be?”
Then Nicole’s brother arrives, band in tow, and begin rehearsing.
The males are older, not especially talented, likewise going nowhere.
Film does a good job of catching the stagnant lethargy of summer, broken here and there.
The closer one is in age to the characters (19-20) the more one may identify and sympathize.
English subs = https://subscene.best/subtitle/3348255

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Murder In Mayfair - 2023 - 6/10

Martine Vik Magnussen, 23-year-old business student in London.
Out partying with friends, caught on camera leaving the club with a male friend.
Body found later in the basement of his apartment, under debris.
Scotland Yard, slow off the mark, realized too late the main suspect had caught a flight to Egypt.
Frustrating documentary of an unresolved case.

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Blood Free - 2024 - 7/10
AKA - Jibaejong // 지배종

Chae-woon, ex-Naval officer, is recruited / assigned to bodyguard the CEO of BF.
Blood Free, synthetic meat, meant to end the era of human carnivores.
Ranchers don’t like it, nor do the processing plants, nor do self-righteous protestors.
Then there are business rivals, who will steal or murder to appropriate BF’s data.
Original series mixes speculation with espionage, along with fights and ballistics.
Final ending, while certainly bloody, will fizzle for many.
The conclusion leaves stray threads and questions.
Being a Western (Disney) financed series, difficult to foresee if there will be a S02.
If you are comfortable with uncertainty, this is a gripping, action-punctuated show.

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Okinawa Yakuza War - 1976 - 6/10
AKA - Okinawa Yakuza Sensô // 沖縄やくざ戦争

Since the end of WWII, local gangs ruled Okinawa.
In 1972, the island reverted back to Japanese control; with that came the larger yakuza groups.
The Okinawa clans form alliances while the larger outfits wait for the inevitable falling outs.
Frantic crime drama loaded with shootings and beatings and extreme cruelty.
Shin’ichi (Sonny) Chiba dominates as the volatile Kunigami, boiling resentment and fury.
Blistering pace, way too many characters – necessary for the body count.
Ugly, misogynist, sadistic. For fans of Japanese gangster flicks.

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Fury In Marrakech - 1966 - 5/10
AKA - Furia a Marrakech

International crime syndicate has located Hitler’s immense cache of counterfeit dollars and pounds.
The CIA send clean-scrubbed Dixon to investigate, Special Branch sends Alexander King to observe.
Plot is paper thin. Dixon comes across as naive, inexperienced, perhaps chaste.
Action runs along chases and shootings.
Locations must have been pretty exotic: the Caribbean, New York, Marrakech, the Swiss Alps.
There is a poor man’s Q, whose gizmos rescue Dixon from time to time.
Skiing sequences predate On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.
Empty headed knockoff, capitalizing on Bond mania.
Movie buffs, check out the theaters marquees at the twenty minute point!

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Quant - 2021 - 7/10

For fashionistas, a must-see biography of the Sixties designer icon.
Who actually set up her own boutique shop in 1955.
Best remembered for the miniskirts, bright colors, free moving garments.
Plus, she was not designing for the affluent elite, but for everyday girls.
Numerous talking heads from models to historians to a few gushing cheerleaders.
While she rarely receives credit today, her influence still pervades fashion.
The Mary Quant Shops remain strong in Japan.

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Brainstorm - 1965 - 6/10

Scientist Grayam rescues an unconscious female in front of an approaching train.
Turns out, she is the trophy wife of his boss, head of Cord Industries.
Like fools, she and Grayam swiftly start an affair that crisps their common sense.
And the owner, instead of firing him, decides to ruin his reputation and drive him insane.
Two can play at that game, however.
Very late Noir, overlaid with psychological thriller cloth.
Inspired camerawork hampered by over-acting (Jeff Hunter) or poor acting (Anne Francis).
Conspiracy types should have a field day viewing this.

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Underdog: The Other Other Brontë - 2024 - 7/10

Of course not Charlotte, and Emily was much too willful to be anyone’s pushover.
The other Brontë, besides Branwell, was mild, self-effacing Anne, she of unsuspected depths.
Nevertheless, the play gazes at Charlotte throughout.
Domineering, manipulative, self-serving, even treacherous when necessary.
Despite the all for one ethos, sibling competition never ebbs.
Insurmountable difficulties for women writers are sharply drawn, and this is not as syrupy as Mrs Gaskill’s treacly bio.
Familiarity with “Jane Eyre” “Wuthering Heights” (perhaps “The Tenant Of Windfell Hall”) will boost enjoyment.

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Catwalk: Tales From The Cat Show Circuit - 2018 - 6/10

Beauty contests for felines. Actually, the owners. Cats would likely prefer to be at home – asleep.
White cat Bobby leads the mob, looks certain to win best-cat overall for the year.
Until the brown Persian named Ooh La La, arrives and begins snapping victories.
Cats and owners (breeders) go from one pageant to another, winning prizes taking orders for offspring.
As do the judges – the same judges! And if you don’t think judges have breed preferences, think again, Bosco.
For the cats, I felt great pity. Watching persnickety owners cat-handle them, I thought, “You poor bastards.”
Companion pairing, which I will not watch, is Living Dolls, 2001 doc of beauty pageants for little girls.

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Slap Shot - 1977 - 7/10

Homage to the sport I’ve always referred to as “wrestling on skates”.
Struggling minor league hockey team in a dying town.
To boost attendance, and profits, the coach tries publicity stunts.
Not much works, until he brings in the Hanson brothers.
Similar to goofy, likeable teens, except extraordinarily violent.
One of the funniest films, and depressing (where I grew up, the steel mill was finally demolished in 2021), this also revels in humanity’s bloodlust.
Paul Newman excellent in this (he ought to have done more comedies).
Mind you, once the Hanson’s arrive, they own the screen.