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Post #1610679

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Moviefan2k4
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Jokes thread : Reloaded
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29-Sep-2024, 9:26 AM

Here’s one I read online and it made me laugh…

A woman decided to go ice-fishing. She gathered her gear, went to one side of the ice, and started to dig a hole. Suddenly, a voice rang out - “There are no fish under the ice!” Confused at first, the woman moved to the middle of the ice, and again began to dig a hole. The voice sounded again - “There are no fish under the ice!”

Finally, the woman moved to the ice’s far side, and for a third time began digging. The voice came again, louder than before - “There are no fish under the ice!” Exasperated and a little afraid, the woman screamed, “Is that you, God?” The voice responded - “No, this is the manager of the skating rink! There are no fish under the ice!”