Here’s one I read online and it made me laugh…
A woman decided to go ice-fishing. She gathered her gear, went to one side of the ice, and started to dig a hole. Suddenly, a voice rang out - “There are no fish under the ice!” Confused at first, the woman moved to the middle of the ice, and again began to dig a hole. The voice sounded again - “There are no fish under the ice!”
Finally, the woman moved to the ice’s far side, and for a third time began digging. The voice came again, louder than before - “There are no fish under the ice!” Exasperated and a little afraid, the woman screamed, “Is that you, God?” The voice responded - “No, this is the manager of the skating rink! There are no fish under the ice!”