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Post #160138

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CO
Parent topic
The Prequels: What they should have said...
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Date created
2-Dec-2005, 7:38 PM
Here is a change in dialogue at the end of ROTJ when Luke sees Hayden Christenson as the force ghost now:


(Luke gazes at Anakin, ObiWan, and Yoda, and gives a nod to them)

Luke: Wait, who is that next to Yoda and ObiWan?

Alec Guiness: That is your father.

Luke: My father, he looks as old as me, damn he aged really well

Alec Guiness: No, this your father before he became evil

Luke: So what did he stop aging, maybe we should all become Sith's so we could look like that at 60 years old

Yoda: The situation, you are not understanding Luke

Luke: I am just saying that I'm this friggin jedi, and if I have the chose to look like an old man like you ObiWan or my dad, who still looks like a decent looking guy.

(Leia comes over to talk to Luke)

Leia: Luke, let me talk to you for a second. Do you know why are dad looks so frickin young compared to those old fossils next to him

Luke: Yeah, we have really good genes.

(Han Solo steps in)

Han: Luke, IT IS A PLOT HOLE!

Luke: Now I get it, so now in the Star Wars universe because of these three new movies, nothing makes sense anymore, and everything that we went through in our movies gets contradicted by the new ones?

Leia: Exactly

Luke: I see...........................But he still aged well!

Leia: (talking under her breath) He probably like the prequels, what an idiot.