Vader
Whoa, I sound so cool with this mask on. I love it. So where's Padme anyway?
Emperor
It appears that in your anger, you killed her.
Vader
What the hell are you talk bout Palpy?
Emperor
She's dead, I'm not kidding.
Vader
WTF?!!!! You promised me I'd save her from death. You lied! You bastard!!!!
Emperor
But force choking her to death was not part of the plan you moron.
Vader
Damn I'm such an arsehole.
Emperor
Anyway, even if she had survived, what kind of relationship could you have with her under that suit?
Vader
Um... I dunno
Emperor
Padme is better off dead. She betrayed you. She turned against you. She was going to marry Obiwan.
Vader
Speaking of Obiwan, I should thank him for leaving me out there. I am way cooler in this suit. I'm gunna scare da shit outta everyone. The breathing noise is so damn cool.
Emperor
Agreed. But please stop talking like Jar Jar Binks.