Anakin
If you're not with me, you're my enemy!!!
Obiwan
Only a Sith thinks in absolutes.
Anakin
What the hell are you talking about Obiwan? You think in absolutes too!
Obiwan
True, all the Jedi do. Good is good, evil is bad, Jedi are good, Sith are evil.
Anakin
Then why did you say only the Sith..
Obiwan
Because Ani, George Lucas is trying to butter up his liberal Hollywood buddies to get him that Best Director Oscar he's been dying for. He still can't get over that his ex-wife won an Oscar for Star Wars and he went home with squat.