Droid: We don't understand, we are losing her.
Kenobi: She's dying?
Droid: She seems to lost the will to live.
Kenobi: Are you serious?
Droid: Yes
Kenobi: Oh man, since Return of the Jedi, I was waiting for this great answer to know the fate of Anakins wife, and this is what George wrote?
Yoda: Perplexing, it is.
Kenobi: Let me atleast hold little Leia up to Padme so she can remember her mom someway.
Yoda: Plot hole, I believe is developing.
Bail Organa: No, Leia remembers my wife from ROTJ, didn't you listen ObiWan?
Kenobi: No, Luke said to Leia, your real mom? This is driving me nuts
Yoda: Bad writing, bad dialogue, stilted acting, Padme dying of the will to live is the least of our problems with these three movies.
Droid: Sir, Padme seems to be saying something in her last breath.
Kenobi: Padme, hold on.
Padme: Obi......Wan......You.....will.......be.........digitally.........inserted.........at............the..............end..............of the new...........ROTJ...............DVD................out in 2007!
Kenobi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!