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Post #159487

Author
Cable-X1
Parent topic
The Prequels: What they should have said...
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Date created
30-Nov-2005, 10:21 AM
Here's an interesting and hilarious thing to do. I saw this on the official boards a very long time ago. Pick a scene from any of the three prequels and re-write the dialogue, turning it into a joke or something....

Examples:

From AOTC when Obi-Wan and Anakin are in the elevator going up to see Padme for the first time...

Obi-Wan: You're sweating!!! Relax!!!
Anakin: Master, I've been spanking it to this girl for TEN YEARS.
Obi-Wan: (looks at Anakin strangely) You too?
Anakin looks at Obi-Wan wide-eyed.

From AOTC during the infamous fireplace scene...

Anakin: When I'm away from you, it's like I can't breathe...
Padme: OH PUH-LEEZE!!!!! What kind of pick up lines are they teaching you at that temple? No wonder all you Jedi are virgins!!!

From ROTS during the scene when the eerie music is playing as Padme and Anakin are looking at each other from across Coruscant...

Anakin starts to cry a little bit, torn between the way of the Jedi and his love for Padme. A tear starts to from in his eye.
Anakin: I want my mom. (sob, sob)

Come on, people!!! Run with it!!!