Just because you know the changes doesn't mean you know how the overall feeling of the film is changed. You've NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN IT! Have you actually watched the clip with the narration in it? Have you actually watched the "happy ending"? And if you have, was it in with the rest of the movie? I'm still a virgin. If I read every single book on sex that was ever written, would I be able to actually give a detailed description on the differences between sex and masturbation? No, I wouldn't.

You know, it's funny how you can say that the Southerners AROUND you are stupid.