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Post #1587233

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Vultural
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A few reviews . . (film or TV)
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Date created
23-Apr-2024, 10:58 AM

Jurassic World - 2015 - 5/10

Reboot of Jurassic Park into a giant theme park (20,000+ guests).
There is the money-making park, and there the research InGen, crafting new dinosaurs for military use.
Inside massive containment walls so there is no possibility of escape into –
Wait! What just happened?
Romance angle does not work, nor do kids in danger.
Dinosaurs are impressive, except they are given anthromorphic personalities.
Please, no matter the size, lizards have lizard brains.
Predictable, family friendly, depending on how much carnage you expose your children to.
Sad that this was beneath derivative. As is, popcorn for bubbleheads.