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Get rid of the internet!

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That'd be even funnier if it were serious. If it was, then it would be pretty ironic for the anti-Internet group to make a website.

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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What's sad is that I've seen an "anti-masturbatoin" page that took itself seriously.
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Oh, Adam....why do I let you goad me so? Your last comment made about as much sense as a leather sofa on a hot tin roof.
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After looking at some of the shitty posts this morning I think Adam is risking a permanent ban
"Yub Knub" by Warrick Davis
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Sean, I believe I can top that for lunacy:

VHEMT- The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

I saw a news article online about them just over a week ago.
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CITIZENS
UNITED
NEGATING
TECHNOLOGY
FOR
LIFE
AND
PEOPLE'S
SAFETY

Look at the acronym that makes: CUNTFLAPS. Nice.
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Originally posted by: starkiller
Sean, I believe I can top that for lunacy:

VHEMT- The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

I saw a news article online about them just over a week ago.


Oh. Em. Eff. Gee.

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Originally posted by: starkiller
Sean, I believe I can top that for lunacy:

VHEMT- The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

I saw a news article online about them just over a week ago.


Oh. Em. Eff. Gee.
That's a pretty good Woody Allen impression...
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I still don't know who woody allen is other than a rahter famous comedian.

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Originally posted by: kev
After looking at some of the shitty posts this morning I think Adam is risking a permanent ban


Fuck off kev.
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Trust me Adam, you're more annoying than Kev's ever been.

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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It would be easier to do so if he left.

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Oh I see so these are people who want the internet to be off, but they are using it to express their opinion? This is probably fake, as I didn't care to take a big look at it, but it reminds me this joke on Chatterbox (GTA3), in which this person called Laslow saying that she was organizing a movement for the ban of telephones... using a phones to organize it.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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I found this on the net


The internet is unambiguous evil. The only things worse than the internet are computer games and liberals. The fact of the matter is our Constitution clearly protects us against the internet. They had foresight, to go along with their wooden teeth, and the Constitution clearly alludes to "unwanted connectivity".

We want to turn the internet off before this parasite swallows all of us. The fact is, this may be an e-mail, but I am revolted with myself, and will punish myself, vigorously. We need to be free from the internet. It's getting mankind in a hideous and vice-like grip and before you know it, our lives, which were once perfect, will be reduced to nothing but cyber sex and learning things we have no business knowing, like the fact the government lies, or you can safely go on vacation outside the old 48 contiguous. It's revolting, and we're all suffering.

Only last week, I was using the internet to look up some information for my 15 year old niece, who is a keen water skiermyself, and will punish myself, vigorously. We need to be free from the internet. It's getting mankind in a hideous and vice-like grip and before you know it, our lives, which were once perfect, will be reduced to nothing but cyber sex and learning things we have no business knowing, like the fact the government lies, or you can safely go on vacation outside the old 48 contiguous. It's revolting, and we're all suffering.

Only last week, I was using the internet to look up some information for my 15 year old niece, who is a keen water skier and state wide sailor. Trust me when I say this - searching under the subject matter "Teenage girls water sports" is not for the is not for the faint hearted. The fact is people who care about our society really should join our society. CLICK FOR MORE DETAILS.WWW.CITIZENSUNITEDNEGATINGTECHNOLOGY.ORG
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Or just ignore him unless he becomes unbearable.


Look, Chaltab, I try to be better. But kev isn't helping anything.
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
Oh I see so these are people who want the internet to be off, but they are using it to express their opinion? This is probably fake, as I didn't care to take a big look at it, but it reminds me this joke on Chatterbox (GTA3), in which this person called Laslow saying that she was organizing a movement for the ban of telephones... using a phones to organize it.


You know, it's really ironic that you should say that...

Citizens United etc is from GTA: Liberty City Stories for the PSP. They have occaisional commercials on the radio stations, all of which are pretty funny. Such as...

Man 1: Hey, check out these pictures of this little slut I found on the internet. Check out that funky treasure chest she's got going! I'd take her all the way downtown if you know what I mean...
Man 2: Oh. My. God. THAT'S MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER KAREN!!!
Announcer: The internet may seem "new" and "fun," but it's actually a porn-infested highway to hell from which there is no return.

Stuff of that nature. And yes, the ancronym is supposed to spell CUNTFLAPS.