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Perfect weahter for the destruction of the Manglers!

...er... not that I'm going to be attempting that today!

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And Jefferson Starship will be singing "Light the Sky on Fire" via a hologram.
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Perfect weahter for the destruction of the Manglers!

...er... not that I'm going to be attempting that today!


Not that you legitimately attempt that any day. We usually just sit around and watch you idiots bumble into each other. Like a bad attempt at a Three Stooges' revival.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Ric, let's move this party inside.


Except . . . . You can't!! Cause I destroyed your HQ!!! HA!HA!HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
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Damn Dayv, I still think I'm hearing things. Can't explain it. Like a fart in the wind, it just breezes by stinking the place up ever so slightly. But if you hold your nose for half a second, it goes away. I just don't know what it is.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
Webmaster/Primary Cynic
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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*changes into the WarbHulk and breaks every bone in Bossk's body, then breaks every bone in Ricardo's, AWK, and Dayv's body.*
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*AWK uses the force to bring himself back together and steals the Warbsp™©® from WarbHulk. Runs toward WarbHulk.*
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
*AWK uses the force to bring himself back together and steals the Warbsp™©® from WarbHulk. Runs toward WarbHulk.*


ummm, there is just one problem . . . I no longer have the Warbsp™. I threw it in the trash, Sean picked in up and turned it into the Wooksp™.
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*AWK sees his ultimate demise, runs like a madman from WarbHulk to Seanwookie*
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Originally posted by: Bossk
Damn Dayv, I still think I'm hearing things. Can't explain it. Like a fart in the wind, it just breezes by stinking the place up ever so slightly. But if you hold your nose for half a second, it goes away. I just don't know what it is.


YEAH, IT SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING ROTTEN LIKE ROTTING FLESH. ONE OF THE GOOD THINGS ABOUT NO LONGER HAVE OUR OLD HQ IS THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYBODY FINDING OUT WHERE WE ARE AND CRASHING THE PARTY.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

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hey guys.. *takes swig from beer* just wanted to let you know i've been thinking about contracting out help to rebuild the new HQ. I heard batman knows an awesome contractor. plus with the way terrorists are now-a-days, it's better to not opt for the gigantic skyscraper.

*sniff* what's that smell? smell's like rancid meat. check the bbq, bossk.

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Originally posted by: ricardo
hey guys.. *takes swig from beer* just wanted to let you know i've been thinking about contracting out help to rebuild the new HQ. I heard batman knows an awesome contractor. plus with the way terrorists are now-a-days, it's better to not opt for the gigantic skyscraper.

*sniff* what's that smell? smell's like rancid meat. check the bbq, bossk.


WHERE DO YOU THINK MOTTI'S BEEN.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

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something's going wrong. The stench is awful. plus i hear this incessant buzzing. maybe one of us should take a look. *takes another swig of beer*

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I think not.
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we need to watch a movie. how about eddie murphy: delirious?

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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Anyone up for some moonshine?


Moonshine? I thought only Southerners, whose way of life you hate, make that.

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Correct, but I didn't say I didn't like some of their products.
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We also make very good boots, perfect for kickin' up somebody's ass

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Indeed; is that not why they're called s$%tkickers?

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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*AWK gets scared and says "time to abandon ship." He runs into the eastern kentucky coal mines to hide.*