Midi-chlorian microverse trilogy. How the fuck anyone could think that’d ever have been good, I fail to understand.
If that’s really what Lucas’ sequels were about even. I read so many contradictory claims about George’s crazy sequels. The latest incarnation apparently is a story featuring cyborg Darth Maul as leader of a criminal underworld, and a plot involving various criminal organizations vying for control of the galaxy in a power vacuum left by the Empire.
That sounds kind of stupid, but probably better than the actual Sequels which are ultimately just an OT remix with extra incoherence. Maybe George’s sequels have a subplot where they use a magic shrinking ray to shrink down into the microverse and go on an amazing psychedelic midichlorian adventure in quantumania or whatever. Hopefully those scenes are easy to skip.
Let’s face it: the only competent Star Wars sequels ever created were written by Timothy Zahn, and those are basically unfilmable.