Earth Vs. The Spider - 1958 - 4/10

Wrong, Barney. A more accurate title would read, Teenagers vs Big Spider.
Annoying teenagers, at that. One longs for the arachnid to feast on twist-crazed, unhappy meals.
Anyhoo, our house sized predator chills in this ole spider cave.
Locals don’t seem to notice until, well, I guess it ran outta varmints, and now chomps on long pork.
Lessons for viewers include – DDT good, rock and roll bad.
Probably an excellent drive-in flick back when. So boring, you will find other activities to engage in.