masked robber runs out of a bank and shoots her three times in the
abdomen.
Luckily, the babies were okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets
in because it's too risky to operate. She gives birth to two healthy
daughters and a son.
They were fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room
in tears "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was urinating and this
bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay
and explains what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
'Mom, I was urinating and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells
her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.
A week later, her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay," says
the mother, "I know what happened...you were urinating, and a bullet
came out."
"No," says the boy, "I was masturbating and I shot the dog!"