I'm finally seeing an end to this project in sight. If anyone is handy with something that could make nice animated menus (I have a concept and everything, I just can't put it together), like Adobe After Effects, and would be willing to help out, send me a PM.

I've made a few changes from my original plans, but I think this still ought to be a great movie. I'll have three subtitle options:
-Intended Viewing Subtitles (subs I wrote)
-True Translation Subs
-Intended viewing subs with subs at the top of the screen every now and then that basically give notes here and there that are meant to let the movie make sense for someone who hasn't played the game.