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15. I will tatoo my *** with a following text : Lucas! We want OT on DVD now!
16. I will start a hunger strike until OT gets released on DVD (and I'm not afraid of dying from that).
17. I will set myself on fire as a protest.
18. I will set other people on fire as a sign of protest.
19. I will set my home on fire as a sign of protest
20. I will set Lucas's Ranch on fire as a sign of protest.
21. I will destroy a town somewhere in the Persian Gulf as a sign of protest.
22. I will live in celibate as long as it takes Lucas to release OT on DVD.
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