Enemy Gold - 1993 - 4/10
During the Civil War, or War Between The States for you lost cause diehards, a pair of Johnny Rebs hide a mess of gold in the roots of a tree.
Their plan to retrieve the loot later on dies when both are killed. D-E-D = dead.
Jump ahead 130 years later, when Federal agents, tracking swamp drug dealers, find the stash!
Who’d’ve thunk it?
In no time flat, crooked Feds are after the trio, along with the drug gang, and a female assassin in a bikini.
(How she ain’t getting all bit up by mosquitoes, ticks and chiggers is beyond comprehension.)
Oh, wait a minute! The good agents, they find time to get naked and get frisky whenever the mood strikes.
Nonsense from Drew Sidaris (Andy’s kid).
Fans of Julie Strain will relish watching her try to out-act a tree stump.