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Post #154083

Author
Wesyeed
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Return of the Jedi + Revenge of the Sith = one amazing movie!
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Date created
10-Nov-2005, 10:11 PM
Why are we the ones that have to fill in the blanks? Essential blanks too...

Things the PT was supposed to reveal, but didn't:

Why palpatine looks like a walking corpse. Tell me why and you get a free ipod. Just the movies, not the literature.

Why some jedi vanish at death and others do not.

threepio's leg (no big deal, but we learn he's luke's brother so what the hell...)

why's leia a princess? I'm 'guessing' senator organa might be the plow king

Why leia remembers her mommy and Luke don't have a clue about her.

The familiar feeling on dagobah (though even I admit it's probably him sensing yoda's pressence.)

Things we discover in the pT that have NO BUSINESS BEING REVEALED TO US:

Jar jar's pretty much responsible for the birth of the empire

Chewie and Yoda were once good pals (wtf!!!!)

All jedi who aren't the 'cool' ones can't fight worth a damn.

r2 is rambo and can fly

Threepio and Luke are brothers

Yoda kept his little discovery about immortality to himself until all the jedi were practically extinct. good job.

Vader doesn't like sand, it's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets EVERYWHERE.

yes, obi-wan beat vader because he was standing on 'higher ground' Just forget all that crazy crap we saw in tpm with quigon, maul, and obiwan flying all over the place, not giving a damn who has the higher anything.

fudge it. I don't know what to think anymore.

Ot good, PT bad. Ot good Pt bad. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa