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Channel72
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Jabba was a poser who lived in his parents' basement
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Date created
28-Apr-2023, 3:44 PM

k-slam64 said:

If Jabba has a palace, why does he live in the dungeon? All he does is lay around in bed all day smoking space weed and hanging out with his loser friends.

Because he’s like a cool rich friend that throws parties and hires live bands to party in his basement. One time back in the 80s he got Sy Snootles to show up and she did a live performance of Lapti-Nek, everyone was so high. I think this one chick was eaten by a rancor, and Boba Fett was there maybe. It was wild. Then in the morning after everyone woke up he let us hang out on his party yacht.