Disney is messing everything up.

If they hired me I’d pitch them a new original Star Wars series called “Anchorhead”. It’s a 1970s-style sitcom with a laugh track, about the antics of Camie, Fixer, Biggs Darklighter and Luke Skywalker as they come of age on Tatooine. In the first episode, Luke and Biggs get into deep trouble with Old Man Lars after accidentally damaging a moisture vaporator while racing their T-16s. Meanwhile, Fixer suspects Camie of shenanigans after spying on her at Tosche station. Guest starring Tony Danza as the voice of 3B6-RA-7.