Originally posted by: The Bizzle
Now, the purest form of the term "homosexual" would be having sex with yourself, which is masturbation, which involves you with your hand on a penis, manipulating that penis until that penis ejaculates, and sometimes, even ejaculating ON YOURSELF depending on whether you can't get to a napkin or a sock or a toilet in time. Plus most guys admit to trying to autofellate themselves--which is an act where you attempt to put a penis in your mouth.
Now, the purest form of the term "homosexual" would be having sex with yourself, which is masturbation, which involves you with your hand on a penis, manipulating that penis until that penis ejaculates, and sometimes, even ejaculating ON YOURSELF depending on whether you can't get to a napkin or a sock or a toilet in time. Plus most guys admit to trying to autofellate themselves--which is an act where you attempt to put a penis in your mouth.
That is not how my girlfriend masturbates.