Replace the opening crawls with narration by Philomena Cunk.
“The Death Star was destroyed just 4 years before the release of unrelated Ortolan jizz anthem, Lapti Nek.”
Now that’s something I would watch.
“The Trade Federation is about to invade Naboo, so it’s like if Amazon decided to invade New Zealand. Which it probably could; it has enough robots.”
“The Rebellion’s been going through a bit of an emo phase. But because they are Rebels, instead of wearing black they’ve started wearing white and playing in the snow.”
“The Resistance has left the salt planet and have recruited what looks like a giant slug. It’s probably a good thing he wasn’t around for that episode, honestly.”