Mash up all the scenes of Rey training in TLJ into a “cheesy 80s action movie” style training montage, complete with an original synth-rock song about believing in yourself and becoming a champion. In order to fit the montage with the rest of the movie, rescore the entire soundtrack with more cheesy synth-rock.
Insert Randy Marsh from South Park fighting a bunch of people into this montage. At the end of the montage, Randy yells out, “I thought this was America!” while the cops take him away.