“Y’know, a guy named William Shakesman once said, “brevity is the soul of wit.” This just means don’t waste my time. You keep it nice and simple.”
Sorry champ but a 3:41 video is a tough ask for anyone to sit through. Also I think Mike makes a pretty good allegory for what George did, comedic and light heartedly.
Also, I mean there was an original version of the films, watched for 20 years really. Maybe a few technically different versions if you want to say new crawls and 70mm changes, mono mixes, etc.
EDIT: yikes this is also the Woody Allen is innocent guy too
Explain how changes in the sound mix are trivial, but changes in special effects are not.