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It takes two attempt and a loud exhale to get off the couch
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The MILF section on adult sites all look considerably younger than you
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Received a text last month: “In 7 years time the 80’s will be 50 years ago”. I laughed instantly because the 80’s were only a few… ah shit.
On the bright side you give less fucks about the trivial stuff than before. Now get off my lawn!