Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
Now would be a perfect time to pick up George Takei as a spokesman.

George Takei dressed in Star Trek:
"Hello, I am George Takei. I used to be Sulu from the Star Trek original series and movies, but now I'm gay. What made me realize my spacial homo-erotic ways and go to where no REAL man has ever gone before? Why, Gay Fuel, that's what! Four hundred mililiters of pure, gayish energetic, that will make you have energy of FOUR village people members combined! With a fruity flavor and a pink color that will make you go wild!"

Announcer, very fast: "Not for sale in Utah, Ohio, Florida and Canada, might cause partial blindness or dementia, will not make the consumer homosexual, talk to your doctor before consuming."

GT: "Gay Fuel!"

By the way, homo = same, not one.