Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
Everybody's just a little bit gay, don't you think? Just a little bit?

I believe so, and here's why. Follow me.

Gay = Homosexual

Homo = One

Masturbation = Sex with yourself.

Now, the purest form of the term "homosexual" would be having sex with yourself, which is masturbation, which involves you with your hand on a penis, manipulating that penis until that penis ejaculates, and sometimes, even ejaculating ON YOURSELF depending on whether you can't get to a napkin or a sock or a toilet in time. Plus most guys admit to trying to autofellate themselves--which is an act where you attempt to put a penis in your mouth.

is there anything GAYER than masturbation, then, using that logic?

fun stuff to throw at your local homophobe to watch their brains short-circuit.