Originally posted by: TheSessler
What are you talking about? He didn't make it up, Carrie Fisher really said it.

I KNOW she said it. I was just saying what I would change to use that material as a short stand up routine. If she losed that repeated joke ("And now, sixty-five years later"), and added a few more laughes at the middle, and tuned up a bit the timing, she could present that at a stand up routine... Perhaps at the "Just for Laughs" festival in Montreal! Lots of non-comediants doing bits like these...