A little boy was being beaten by his father, so the parents got divorced. Then, the mother began beating the boy, so as a friend found out, she let the correct folks know and the mother was taken to court. With the little boy at court, the judge determined the custody of the little boy would be given to his aunt.
"No!" the boy protested, "she beats me more than my mother."
The judge took this into consideration, and then he turned to the boy's only other relatives, his grandparents.
"No!" the boy shouted again, "they beat me worse than anyone!"
The judge did not know what to do about this, but he knew he could not put the boy with someone who would harm him. He asked the boy, "Who do you propose we give custody of you over to?"
After a long deliberation, it was announced that custody of the little boy would be given over to the San Fransisco 49ers, since they can't beat anybody!
Note: The 49ers are a football team who is currently 1-6
