Originally posted by: Warbler
*draws Warbsp™ and shoots Bossk a dozen times and then pays to have a herd of Billygoats sent to U.S. Cellular Field*

Hate to disappoint you, but that has no effect on me for several reason...

1. White Sox don't believe in curses.
2. Billygoats are the Cubs' achilles heal, not the Sox.
3. I'm not a Sox fan. Just want them to do well since the Cubs can't do it themselves.
4. I do not know what U.S. Cellular Field is. Where would that be? (sorry, I'm a true Chicagoan)