Alternate scene from Star Wars:
INT: BRIEFING ROOM
Dodonna: "The battle station is heavily shielded and carries a firepower greater than half the star fleet. It's defenses..."
X-Wing pilot: "Wait, wait, wait. What did you just say?"
Dodonna: "Uh... that the battle station is heavily shielded and has lots of firepower, more than half of the... star fleet."
* Half of the pilots get up and leave *
Dodonna: "..... very... very well. I belive all those who stayed are willing to battle. So, the defen..."
* Two more pilots get up and leave *
Dodonna: * pause * "... Okay. Uh... Anyone else? No? Come on this is your chance. I'm not gonna stop my speech again."
* One more pilot gets out *
Dodonna: "Yes... Right. So, as I was saying, the defense..."
* One pilot gets back *
Pilot: "Sorry, forgot my wallet."
* Goes away *
Dodonna: "... right. Uh... Where was I... Oh yeah. A small one-man fighter should be able to penetrate the outer defense. We..."
X-Wing pilot: "Excuse me sir."
Dodonna: *annoyed* "Yes, yes, what is it now?!"
Biggs: "Can't we just evacuate now?"
Dodonna: "What?"
Biggs: "Why can't we just go away? Let's run away while we can."
Dodonna: "Are you suggesting we just abort the whole mission of destroying the death star and run away to another planet?"
Biggs: "No. No, no, no... Yes. Yes, I think that's more logic."
Luke: "I have to agree with him sir. Biggs is right, we SHOULD get out of here!"
Wedge: "Exactly! This is madness! You really want us to do that? To fight that huge freaking mad ball?!"
Biggs: "Yeah! Why should we blow up that damn thing and risk our lifes? And why are we all talking here and wasting time?! Let's get the hell out of here, it's every man for it's own!"
* All run away *
Dodonna: "No, no, wait, wait! There's not enough ships for everyone! Princess Leia, please!"
Leia: "Oh screw you, I'm getting away with Solo!"
Dodonna: "Is there any room left on the Milenium Falcon?"
Leia: "uh........ no." * runs away *
INT: DEATH STAR
Tarkin: "You may fire when ready"
* Preparations for the Death Star explosion *
INT: BRIEFING ROOM
* Dodonna crying, C3PO at his side *
Dodonna: Why did they leave us?!
C3PO: Oh dear! Look at that!
* Huge ray is coming towards them *
Dodonna: "HOLY SH..."
* they all burn into flames *
INT: OWEN LARS HOME
Luke: "Oh well, I should get back to my farm anyway... That space adventure didn't work as well as I wanted..."
(CLOSING CREDITS)
DIRECTED BY GEORGE LUCAS
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