Originally posted by: ricarleiteOriginally posted by: JediSage
I hate...birthday celebrations at work. It's kind of like the scene in Office Space when there's 20 people standing there and only two of them are singing. Man, it's like a funeral. I was just forced into mine when I've got 9 million other things to do.
Yes! Exactly! Isn't it an akward, weird thing? All those people who are supposed to be professional role models, all in their suits and all ready to work and stuff, and they are all singing "happy birthday to you" in a timid way like 8 year old children, with this lousy cake someone bought on a cantina or a deli close to the office... And then either there's not enough cake for everyone, or there's plenty of cake and everyone just gets one piece and there's, like, half a cake left and no one wants it... And you have to give it to people from other sectors or other places... And when it's the boss or something like it, they all want 5 bucks to buy something to him he'll hate, like a tie or an leather cover agenda. And they always do this when you're busy, but when I have nothing to do it never happens... this one day there was half a cake left, and I took home because no one wanted it, and I didn't want to eat it, so it stayed in the fridge for like, a week or something...
LOL we should have a thread for this office insanities...