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http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/swflash.html

WARNING: Very profane language, but an absolute riot if you are in the mood for it.

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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Greedo: "I am almost ready to pull the trigger. And now that you know what I am about to do, it would be perfectly justifiable for you to fire upon me first, without waiting for me to shoot."

Han: "I would never, ever, in a thousand years, fire my blaster at someone without them shooting first. It is neither moral, nor reputable."


Muahahahahahahahhahahaha

I'm crying, I'm laughing so hard.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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My wife kept looking at me funny, I was laughing so much,

"Pull my finger."

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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Exactly what the world has always needed, Princess Leia as a filthy porno slut with a mile-wide anti-Semitic streak. If this chair were any cheaper I would have fallen out of it laughing. Thanks, MBJ, that was hi-frickin-larious!
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"Look, porn!"

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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That was truly whimsical!

Never thought we'd see Leia's O-face, did we?

"I swear, if they have sex before I do, I'm going to die right in front of them."

"Well, I'm a man of my word."

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.