Possibly your friend?:
No need to be a butt, my guy.
Not at all. Trying to be helpful.
If that were true, you would’ve saved the sarcasm. Besides, it would be much more accurate to actually get someone who knows the language to do it rather than let Google do it where it can’t accurately translate certain nuisances of the lines and whatnot.
I wasn’t being sarcastic. I WAS trying to be helpful. Okay, so Google was a bad idea.