Vader to Palpy « we are looking for him: he won’t escape us! »
Literally the next scene : « hello there Bail: here is lil Leia. In plain sight. I guess the Empire who seems to know about our close connection is not monitoring this planet of yours. So lil Leia next time we meet just pretend you don’t know me, to protect yourself, even in the context of sending messages for help once you’ve been compromised enough, such as being on the battlefield to get some damn plans. Also you can call your son Ben after me, because now we have a strong connection to explain that but just keep it for the ST, never mention this during the OT, to protect yourself ok ?
Well, seems I need to go. I feel stronger than ever, I could destroy the empire by myself but I’ll just go back hiding. Next time I see that little Darth bitch I’ll just let myself die even though I totally own his ass twice in 10 years. The fucker can’t even stab anyone properly. He’s only good at killing kids, lol. Oh I’m calling him Darth out of the blue because people wanted Adywan to remove that in ANH:R, silly them!
So, after Bail failing to protect you and me failing to protect Luke, everything is back on ANH track… somehow. So lucky than Reva didn’t want to kill the kid… even though it’s not clear why they wanted to kill him. I’m glad that the very passive Beru seems to be the one running the Lars farm. She’s so brave and badass. Not at all out of character. Btw Bail, stop sending messages with sensitive info from now on: might be a bit dangerous I think. We all seem very dumb now and we have been fucking both PT and OT in a cheap 6 episodes show. It’s ok, fans will love it: they always do. I don’t know why either so let’s keep doing dumb stuff they’ll keep buying it, lol.
See you around kid in season 2 and may Wade be with you! »