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fmalover said:

Spuffure said:

So… I was looking through my USBS to find something to transfer to my new computer, and was greeted with all the weird and EXTRA cringey shit I stored there when I was very horny back in 2018.

I feel tainted.

Stop feeling ashamed of your own horniness.

But what if it’s Zone?

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

Star Wars has 3 eras: The eras are 1977-1983(pre Expanded Universe), (1983-2014) expanded universe, or (2014- now) Disney-bought version. Each are valid.

My movie reviews aren’t AI, they’re just written by someone who’s Neurodivergent. If you don’t like them, then simply don’t read them.

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JackNapier said:

fmalover said:

Spuffure said:

So… I was looking through my USBS to find something to transfer to my new computer, and was greeted with all the weird and EXTRA cringey shit I stored there when I was very horny back in 2018.

I feel tainted.

Stop feeling ashamed of your own horniness.

But what if it’s Zone?

What do you mean?

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fmalover said:

Spuffure said:

So… I was looking through my USBS to find something to transfer to my new computer, and was greeted with all the weird and EXTRA cringey shit I stored there when I was very horny back in 2018.

I feel tainted.

Stop feeling ashamed of your own horniness.

Yes…but it was fetish stuff.

Waiting for life to go by

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fmalover said:

JackNapier said:

fmalover said:

Spuffure said:

So… I was looking through my USBS to find something to transfer to my new computer, and was greeted with all the weird and EXTRA cringey shit I stored there when I was very horny back in 2018.

I feel tainted.

Stop feeling ashamed of your own horniness.

But what if it’s Zone?

What do you mean?

I’d rather not spoil your innocence.

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

Star Wars has 3 eras: The eras are 1977-1983(pre Expanded Universe), (1983-2014) expanded universe, or (2014- now) Disney-bought version. Each are valid.

My movie reviews aren’t AI, they’re just written by someone who’s Neurodivergent. If you don’t like them, then simply don’t read them.

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Worry not, Mr. Napier. I understood what you meant, albeit only secondhand.

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I feel shitty

“Vader! Hologram, now!”

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I do too as of late, but I feel better now after having a burst of inspiration for a hot half hour earlier. Now it’s gone tho.

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The washing machine broke so I hadn’t be able to clean my laundry in days. We finally got a new one yesterday so I did a load of laundry with absolutely all my socks and underwear save the pair I was wearing. Then I get outta the shower today to find my brother left for his weekend getaway with literally the entire thing. How can people be so reckless and retarded? No matter how many times I tell him not to take my laundry, he keeps doing it. I’m gonna have to label at this point. If I could make it electrocute him for taking it I would at this point.

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Now, I absolutely adore Archive.org, but the WayForward machine, while it’s somewhat accurate at predicting a possible future internet that’s severely restricted, the timeline is just plain cartoonish. “The last copy of 1984 is destroyed and some guy makes it publicly available and gets locked up for life”? Insert Jameson laughing and saying “you serious?” Now that’s about as likely as aliens invading us. There’s many more overblown bosh in the timeline. While I believe there likely will be a few massive corporations controlling a majority of the internet, as well as one solidified news company, Wikipedia being driven underground, ads being implanted into your fucking brain as well as copyrighting facts seems extremely unlikely and sounds like the plot of a dystopian B-movie.

I still love archive.org, but maybe they can find a better way forward by not blowing shit out of proportion.

Waiting for life to go by

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The flag of Nazi Germany looks absolutely awesome but we can never use it because…well, you know.

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As a matter of fact, I must confess I also find Nazi imagery to be pretty cool looking. They really had a great sense of fashion and aesthetics. Unfortunately they had stupid beliefs which were taken to a dangerous extreme.

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The Nazis never had anything cool.

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

Star Wars has 3 eras: The eras are 1977-1983(pre Expanded Universe), (1983-2014) expanded universe, or (2014- now) Disney-bought version. Each are valid.

My movie reviews aren’t AI, they’re just written by someone who’s Neurodivergent. If you don’t like them, then simply don’t read them.

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I think I agree with JackNapier on that one.

Waiting for life to go by

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The Soviets definitely didn’t. Their flag has the color scheme of a supermarket sale. It’s ugly as hell.

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What the hell is this when I search for some actor and sometimes it shows “[Insert actor here] death” even then said actor is still alive and well!. For example, Tom Lehrer. On of the TOP search results is “tom lehrer death” even though he’s still alive and kicking (as of now).

As well as that, just for the lolz, I remember years ago I looked up the lyrics for Clementine on Google and was greeted to the lyrics of a parody version. Go home, Google. You’re drunk.

Waiting for life to go by

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I think it’s the Mandela Effect

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

Star Wars has 3 eras: The eras are 1977-1983(pre Expanded Universe), (1983-2014) expanded universe, or (2014- now) Disney-bought version. Each are valid.

My movie reviews aren’t AI, they’re just written by someone who’s Neurodivergent. If you don’t like them, then simply don’t read them.

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Well if it’s an old actor or someone constantly doing stupid or otherwise dangerous things, people might just be anticipating their death.

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I think it’s indicative of a spiritual malaise poisoning the collective unconscious.

Gods for some, miniature libertarian socialist flags for others.

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I have Covid…

I’m better now, but was in so much fucking agony before!

Waiting for life to go by

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Think I might’ve contracted COVID last month. The first day, I developed soreness in the back of my throat, then developed a fever the next. The fever broke after two days, but I developed a horrible cough and spat up phlegm which took several weeks to subside. I’m still not completely over the coughing fits.

I’m not sure it wasn’t just the flu, as I suffered no breathing problems. But my sister developed similar symptoms around the same time, and she complained of feeling some fluid in her lungs, so I dunno.

Gods for some, miniature libertarian socialist flags for others.

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COVID hits people in a lot of different ways. I basically just had a mild cold/flu and that was it. Lasted about two days.

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Mom: Throws out leftover rosemary from yesterday’s recipe.

Also Mom, literally the next day: [Dad], can you go to the grocery store to get me some rosemary?

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I’m not American and do not live in the US, but the overturning of Roe v Wade feels so very wrong.