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the killer model XTL7 comes standard with self installing mechanism. it's actually very interesting. if you are familiar with the black costume symbiote from spiderman... well, need i say more?

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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
I'm also going to propose to the boss that he gives you a $0.04 a week payrise.

A pay raise? A pay raise!?! Let me get this straight you want me to give Ric a pay raise for wasting company funds and breaking the restroom window and escaping? I think not.

Ric, surly there must be a more afortable HR system. I'll give you that raise if and when you find one. I want to see the account books asap. I want every transaction accounted for. I will make sure you are not helping your self to company funds. Oh, you're on probation until further notice.

Originally posted by: sean wookie
I don't want to take the pills say sean *Throws brick through the door accidentally hitting Ricardo.*


let him go Ricardo, I think he's too far gone for a shrink to help him now.

Originally posted by: ricardo
sorry. ever since the brick in the head, robot ninjas come out looking like Gadget Model 3K3i. Plus I had to put Warbler., Inc's line of credit down on these designs, so these are the three cheapest. anything more would have to be paid in advance, out of the CEO's pocket, so pick now before he comes back in the room!!


all the expense of this will come out of Ricarleite's salary.
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Originally posted by: ricardo
the killer model XTL7 comes standard with self installing mechanism. it's actually very interesting. if you are familiar with the black costume symbiote from spiderman... well, need i say more?


I meant a smaller version of the pic, for my sig

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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check you pm, nanner

so warbler, what should we do with sean?

*jiggles secret padded room key*

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Ricardo, drop Sean off at the HQ of the other guys. Let him drive them nuts for a while.....
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Thank you for your services, Ricardo. Normally I would say that I was indebted to WARBLER, INC., but since you guys caused this mishap in the first place, I don't owe y'all shit.

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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If Ric's on probation, and I was the third Warbler employee, does that make me second in command until Ric is reinstated?

War does not make one great.

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Originally posted by: Warbler

A pay raise? A pay raise!?! Let me get this straight you want me to give Ric a pay raise for wasting company funds and breaking the restroom window and escaping? I think not.

Ric, surly there must be a more afortable HR system. I'll give you that raise if and when you find one. I want to see the account books asap. I want every transaction accounted for. I will make sure you are not helping your self to company funds. Oh, you're on probation until further notice.


Yes, I have found a more afordable HR system for our half-dozen employees company. It's called a notebook, I have this thing called pen, and I'm writing down all the names of those who work for us, and their hire date and sallary. Until we have a hundred employees, that's gonna be just fine, then we could move to something fancier, like a spreadsheet (OpenOffice of course, so we don't spend a dime).

The account books are right over here. While I did pay the 1.3 million to a big shot corporation to sell us an HR system, they were promtply bought off by Oracle - which is buying everything that has an office - and since they are terminating their HR system since Larry dosen't want anything better than the Oracle product, we had our money back. So it's not even a problem anymore...

Can I be out of probation now? Eh? Eh?
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Hey Ric, what's my salary?


I rather not make any assumptions, or else I'll be electrocuted again. How much the boss wants to pay you, that will be your salary.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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*coming into work at Warbler HQ, I notice the Eagles Mural has been slashed and graffitied all over!!*

Who's responsible for this slander?!!

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News Reel Tonight:

In an unsurprising turn of events, it was announced this afternoon that Chaltabium Bromide Industries has purchased the majority of Warbler INC Ltd. for an undisclosed sum of bling. The merger is scheduled to take place five days ago, making it effectively already happened. More details later.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now you all work for ME!

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aha!! So it was Darth Chaltab that ruined the mural!! for shame!

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No, I just bought Warbler INC.

I had nothing to do with the mural's destruction.

...honest!

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
No, I just bought Warbler INC.

I had nothing to do with the mural's destruction.

...honest!


Chaltab is lying!!! I can FEEL it!! it feels like slathered mayo with baloney stuck on it.

*checks his hands*

AHA!! papercuts, glitterglue and magic marker stains!!!

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Originally posted by: ricarleite
Originally posted by: Warbler

Can I be out of probation now? Eh? Eh?

ok. And keep this HR system. It seems much more reasonable and afordable.


Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Hey Ric, what's my salary?


*hands YIYF a folded piece of paper. Written on it is his Salary*

Originally posted by: Anakin's Mannequin


Ricardo, would you pleace "convince" Anakin's Mannequin to pay for the repair to the Mural and then show him to the door?

Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
No, I just bought Warbler INC.


not possible, I own 100% of the company and I have not sold Chaltab or anyone else any shares.

*Warbler presses a button on his desk, two Motti clones enter. One opens a window, then they both grab Chaltab and throw him out the window, which is very very high up. Chaltab's screams can hears for miles around and then ...........Thud/splat!!*
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Originally posted by: Warbler
Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Hey Ric, what's my salary?

*hands YIYF a folded piece of paper. Written on it is his Salary*

*Unfolds piece of paper and looks at salary figure. Lets out an impressed whistle*

War does not make one great.

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*The splat heard when warbler tossed me out the window was a pig that I landed on. Recovering, I leap back up, and kill both Motti Clones, retaking my office*

Why did you throw me out of my office, Warbler? I just OWN your company (I stole most of the shares, but then payed for them)... I don't run it. You're still in charge of the business end.

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You don'it own or run sh**. I own 100% of WARBLER., INC.™©®. I have no intention of sell any part of it to you. You buy somthing from me if I don't want to sell it. But either way, the point is mute. While you imagining that you bought WARBLER., INC.™©®, I talked your backers into selling me Chaltabium Bromide Industries. As owner of that company I hereby state: Chaltab, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!. I hereby declare that all holding of Chaltabium Bromide Industries, will be transfered to WARBLER., INC.™©®, and that the name Chaltabium Bromide Industries, is retired and is null and void, but still copyrighted and can not be used by anyother company.

*Warbler calls into his office two Dayv clones. They both get out their box cutters and carve Chaltab into little pieces. They then take the little pieces of Chaltab and flush them down the toilet. *
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*reforms*

Fine. You can have your company back, but I'm taking my money back too. *Takes money back.*

Actually, I lied about the first part.

*Destroys Warbler., INC. with a giant rocket laucher, killing all clones of Dayv and Warbler's cloning vats*

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how can you do any of that when you have been sliced to bits and flushed down the toilet?
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Originally posted by: Warbler
You don'it own or run sh**. I own 100% of WARBLER., INC.™©®. I have no intention of sell any part of it to you. You buy somthing from me if I don't want to sell it. But either way, the point is mute. While you imagining that you bought WARBLER., INC.™©®, I talked your backers into selling me Chaltabium Bromide Industries. As owner of that company I hereby state: Chaltab, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!. I hereby declare that all holding of Chaltabium Bromide Industries, will be transfered to WARBLER., INC.™©®, and that the name Chaltabium Bromide Industries, is retired and is null and void, but still copyrighted and can not be used by anyother company.

*Warbler calls into his office two Dayv clones. They both get out their box cutters and carve Chaltab into little pieces. They then take the little pieces of Chaltab and flush them down the toilet. *


YOU SEE ??? THERE'S THE PROBLEM: CLONES. MY DNA STRAIN IS SO COMPLICATED THAT IT CAN NOT BE CLONED. PERIOD.


ORDER 66 !!!

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

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dayv if you knew anything about cloning you would see that your statement is impossible