Originally posted by: ricarleite
LOL I remember that one... It's an old one, in which Homer goes to a "all you can eat" buffet and isn't allowed to eat all he can.
"Your honor, let me show you how much mr Simpson ate that day"
* Lots of lawyers come in carrying huge sacs. One of them aproaches the judge and opens up the sac, filled with letters *
"Five thousand letters, all adressed to Santa Claus."
Originally posted by: JediSage
Mister Simspson, this is going to be the biggest case of fraudulent advertising since I sued the producers of "The Neverending Story".
Mister Simspson, this is going to be the biggest case of fraudulent advertising since I sued the producers of "The Neverending Story".
LOL I remember that one... It's an old one, in which Homer goes to a "all you can eat" buffet and isn't allowed to eat all he can.
"Your honor, let me show you how much mr Simpson ate that day"
* Lots of lawyers come in carrying huge sacs. One of them aproaches the judge and opens up the sac, filled with letters *
"Five thousand letters, all adressed to Santa Claus."
LOL..."Mrs Simpson what did you and your husband do after you were thrown out of the restaurant?" "We drove around looking for another all you can eat seafood restaurant" "And after that?" "We went fishing..." *Marge breaks down and starts sobbing* "Ladies and Gentlemen, I ask you...do these sound like the actions of a man who had ALL he could eat?"
Edit: You could write a book with all the classic lines from this show...