Come sit right back and you will hear
A tale of a fateful trip
that started from a small lake town
abroad two tiny ships
The mates were a bunch of pole dancers
but the waitstaff was too pure
The Vikings team set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.
the action started getting hot
the dancers strutted their stuff
If not for the prudes in the fearless crew
there wouldn't have been such a huff
the boats turned around and went back home
the authorities came aboard
but fear not friend, cause all not lost
the Vikings finally scored.